Saturday, April 1, 2017

Don't Worry, Be Happy, All is Well

Don't worry be happy, there is nothing to concern yourself about, life is wonderful.

Governments worldwide are reassuring their citizens that all is GREAT!

Yes, believe them at your peril, because something is afoot, out there.

700% increase and that's not a stock market report. That's the increase in the past 5 years of asteroids that are whizzing past our dear Earth.

For those so unenlightened, an asteroids is kind of like a cosmic hemorrhoid, except it's always moving until it hits something, like our planet.

You don't want to be around when it strikes the ground.

Ask yourself why all the governments are building underground bunkers.

It ain't for storing cheese.